punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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It bothers me that the only person who finds me attractive is my ex…

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)

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withoutpenitence:

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

Hello boss man

(Source: luciforeal)

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godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

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animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina)

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REBLOG IF YOU’RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .

p-ityless:

imaginarily:

imaginarily:

☼ i’m following everyone back here ☼

image

you have to reblog or it won’t work!!

(Source: devnirenberg)

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One of the things my sociology teacher said that stuck with me

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

"They use celebrities and sports to distract you from the real problems." 

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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14)

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